So Michael Friedman (our composer) the intrepid Mia Barron and I (Steve Cosson) are here in Vegas for the AVN Adult Expo and the AVN Awards tomorrow. The expo is your basic trade show except it is full of porn stars. Each of the big companies have a big flashy booth. The little companies have little sometimes tragic booths. There are a lot of DOLLS which are super creepy. The creepiest being a sex doll robot – photo on its way. I put my finger in the Real Touch machine which syncs up its action to the specially programmed movie. So when the tit job was happening I guess it felt like two boobs rubbing on my finger. And then the vaginal penetration, felt kindof the same but different. It was all warm and wet and there were little belts that felt like cat tongues stroking my index finger. Just looking at my finger now fills me with shame. I don’t like crowds, malls or simulacra environments so all this is a bit of a challenge. The party scene apparently goes all night. Last night we went to the party at the playboy club which ended with a few hundred people trying to get down 52 floors in two elevators which never came. One hostile and incompetent security guard. A few hundred panicked and hostile clubgoers. Tonight we’ve been invited to an exclusive fetishy party which the host described as “Caligula.” Hopefully the elevators work. I think my overall favorite moment was hanging out with a well known male talent who chatted up an “attractive” woman in her 40’s. Asked her if she was talent. She said no, but she’d like to be. Her husband came by to join in the convo. They’re from Iowa. She wouldn’t be doing this for money, just for fun. The pro offered some good advice and then offered himself for a three-way later, suggesting a DP, double vag, whatever. The couple from Iowa smiled and thought that would be nice. I’m pretty sure it happened. Later that night the “sexy” middle-aged Iowan woman grabbed Michael’s butt in the Playboy elevator.
steve-o.
well well done.
hilarious.
ммм. Совершенно согласен….
So Michael Friedman (our composer) the intrepid Mia Barron and I (Steve Cosson) are here in Vegas for the AVN Adult Expo and the AVN Awards tomorrow…..