Hustler’s Star Trek XXX

January 26th, 2010 - Uncategorized

Had the pleasure of visiting Axel Braun’s set last night and observing the making of This Ain’t Star Trek XXX The Sespockquel (maybe there is an AVN longest title award? size matters?) Hustler wisely kept the set from their first Star Trek XXX and this was a shocker – it’s not a real space ship.  It’s made out of wood. And the flashing lights are rope lights behind screens. They’re not even real computers.  I was also shocked to find out that Spock’s ears are make-up (done by a former performer of the year Kelly Nichols pictured here). So Spock is human. And he has a huge penis. It was like finding out that not only is Santa Claus not real but he’s under your tree getting fisted by elves. Whatever shred of innocence I had is now fully shredded.

Bess and I observed Axel directing a couple dialogue scenes on the bridge. One snafu was the fault of Hustler’s dry cleaners who apparently lost one of the gold shirts. So Chekhov (Joey Brass) and Kirk (Evan Stone) had to share a shirt and consequently couldn’t appear on the deck on the same time… until they had to. Then Chekhov got a red shirt which we all know means don’t beam down to the planet!  Red shirts always get killed.

After the dialogue we hung out flipping through old issues of Hustler’s Barely Legal (don’t you think if you can go to war and do porn at 18 you should be allowed to have a beer? I’m just saying… ) Oh, and a few other choice details:  the coffee table in the Hustler green room is a pole dancing platform. Also, at the doors leading out of the studio and dressing rooms were big signs reading “No Naked People Past This Point.” Which one of the starlets must not have seen as she stood in the receptionist area, naked, making a phone call.  Add to that at night standing behind a glass wall. Hello Canoga Park!

The long day wrapped up with Spock doing two alien girls in a prison cell.  As I mentioned Spock was hung. I felt a bit inferior, but then I am only a human.  A few good lines:  Spock: To boldy go where no man has gone before.  Axel (referring to Alien Girl #1): I think a few men have been in there before.  Alien Girl:  Yeah but you’d never know it.

Star Trek XXX

Star Trek XXX

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