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Dirty Audience, Part II – Porn Charades!

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Twice during the show we brought an audience volunteer up on stage to play a game of charades with the cast. The slips of paper they drew from were, of course, porn titles, and Guy # 1 was lucky enough to draw the longest title of the bunch. Here he is, working hard to beat the two-minute timer (carefully watched by Kelly McCreary):

Two words!

Second Word!

"Pooping!...Fucking!...Doggystyle!...Dancing?"

"Pooping!...Fucking!...Doggystyle!...Dancing?"

"A jig!"

"A jig!"

"A robot! A machine! A SEX MACHINE!"

"A robot! A machine! A SEX MACHINE!"

"Uh, which word is this again?"

"Uh, which word is this again?"

"Ohhhhh, CUMsluts! One word...that's hard."

"Ohhhhh, CUMsluts! One word...that's hard."

He earned a T-shirt for his efforts. Here’s Guy # 2, who was quite impressive (this was clearly not his first time playing porn charades…):

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"Alright, let's do this. Fourth word!"

"Backpack! School! SCHOOLGIRL GETTING FUCKED!"

"Backpack! School! SCHOOLGIRL GETTING FUCKED!"

"Yes! Close! Not schoolgirl, but..."

"Yes! Close! Not schoolgirl, but..."

Woah, no. Ew. That's disgusting, what's wrong with you?"

Woah, no. Ew. That's disgusting, what's wrong with you?"

He almost got it, but the timer went off before the cast could guess “Sorority sisters.” So close! But he won a  T-shirt anyway, because we’re awesome.  And there you have it – Porn Charades! Play it at your next family game night, or something.