Eli Cross
So last week I had the pleasure of interviewing director Eli Cross at his home/studio/warehouse/every teenage guy’s fantasy life pad. Especially as a New Yorker used to living in the cubicles we call home, I was amazed. While we spoke in the library on the open second level a rental was shooting some porn… apparently very slowly. I didn’t see much happen except some naked girls walked around and got in make up and lights (a few lights… like 3… we’re fiddled with) Eli… or Bryn (wikipedia cites his real name so I don’t think I’m outing. I also like that wiki cites his ethnicity as “none”) had some hilarious stories and many a colorful opinion. Once we transcribe all this stuff I’ll be sharing some stuff here. Eli Cross movies are imaginative and hard core. I thought I knew what hard core meant, but then I borrowed a copy of Upload and now I think I get it. My brain melted a little. I think there is now a lobe or two missing. Or maybe I know have extra lobes I don’t know. I’m not a brain surgeon. If anyone reading this is please get in touch with me.
Some of our crew went back today to watch some more. And our writer held a light. I think that means she now can refer to herself as someone with experience as a porn PA.