Upon arriving at Joe’s Pub for the cabaret, audience members were asked to spill some of their dirty secrets (anonymously, if they so wished) by filling out a few cards we had prepared. One asked them: “Tell us about your real-life sex experience that was most like a porn movie?” Here are some of the best responses we got:
– “Accidental orgy with Dartmouth College Crew Team.”
– “On vacation in New Orleans and talked a drunk frat boy (really built) into a blow job in the bar bathroom while his friends were outside. I’m a dude, too.”
– “I’m a dominatrix–my whole life is kind of a porno.”
– “Coke fueled orgy on New Years Eve – 2001. Note: A few years later, a participant of said orgy came to my company to apply for a job. I didn’t recognize him until he bent over.”
– “After Clinton, I did three interns in a three-way in the elevator: big black dude, hot hung German, and a WASP. As the elevator bell rang, we got off… HOT.”