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Dirty Audience, Part II – Porn Charades!

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Twice during the show we brought an audience volunteer up on stage to play a game of charades with the cast. The slips of paper they drew from were, of course, porn titles, and Guy # 1 was lucky enough to draw the longest title of the bunch. Here he is, working hard to beat the two-minute timer (carefully watched by Kelly McCreary):

Two words!

Second Word!

"Pooping!...Fucking!...Doggystyle!...Dancing?"

"Pooping!...Fucking!...Doggystyle!...Dancing?"

"A jig!"

"A jig!"

"A robot! A machine! A SEX MACHINE!"

"A robot! A machine! A SEX MACHINE!"

"Uh, which word is this again?"

"Uh, which word is this again?"

"Ohhhhh, CUMsluts! One word...that's hard."

"Ohhhhh, CUMsluts! One word...that's hard."

He earned a T-shirt for his efforts. Here’s Guy # 2, who was quite impressive (this was clearly not his first time playing porn charades…):

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"Alright, let's do this. Fourth word!"

"Backpack! School! SCHOOLGIRL GETTING FUCKED!"

"Backpack! School! SCHOOLGIRL GETTING FUCKED!"

"Yes! Close! Not schoolgirl, but..."

"Yes! Close! Not schoolgirl, but..."

Woah, no. Ew. That's disgusting, what's wrong with you?"

Woah, no. Ew. That's disgusting, what's wrong with you?"

He almost got it, but the timer went off before the cast could guess “Sorority sisters.” So close! But he won a  T-shirt anyway, because we’re awesome.  And there you have it – Porn Charades! Play it at your next family game night, or something.

Dirty Audience, Part I

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Dominatrix

Upon arriving at Joe’s Pub for the cabaret, audience members were asked to spill some of their dirty secrets (anonymously, if they so wished) by filling out a few cards we had prepared. One asked them: “Tell us about your real-life sex experience that was most like a porn movie?” Here are some of the best responses we got:

– “Accidental orgy with Dartmouth College Crew Team.”

– “On vacation in New Orleans and talked a drunk frat boy (really built) into a blow job in the bar bathroom while his friends were outside. I’m a dude, too.”

– “I’m a dominatrix–my whole life is kind of a porno.”

– “Coke fueled orgy on New Years Eve – 2001. Note: A few years later, a participant of said orgy came to my company to apply for a job. I didn’t recognize him until he bent over.”

– “After Clinton, I did three interns in a three-way in the elevator: big black dude, hot hung German, and a WASP. As the elevator bell rang, we got off… HOT.”

Kelly McCreary sings “I was the Anal Queen!”

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

On June 4th, The Civilians organized a cabaret night to share some of the interviews we’ve been gathering for our new musical about the adult industry.  The evening at joe’s pub: “Let Me Ascertain You” featured a dazzlingly talented cast of ten playing some of the biggest (and smallest) names in porn. We’ll share some highlights in the following posts.

Here’s the wonderfully talented Kelly McCreary performing a song by Michael Friedman inspired by the anal queen herself. If you watch porn you know who I mean.

Kelly McCreary performing at The Civilians' "Let Me Ascertain You: Porn"

Kelly McCreary performing at The Civilians' "Let Me Ascertain You: Porn"